how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:
Madonna rehearsing Express Yourself + Born This Way for the MDNA Tour.
This bitch.
Shademother.
Long live the Queen.
Shade elixir is how she stays so young.
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Feminism. Baseball. Adorable Children. Judaism. Social Justice. Television. Dating? Fun. Not necessarily in that order.
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And God spoke all these words, saying: “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
- You shall have no other gods before me.
- You shall not make for yourself any carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments.
- You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
- Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your manservant, nor your maidservant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
- Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.
- You shall not murder.
- You shall not commit adultery.
- You shall not steal.
- You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
- You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”
Chag Shavuout Sameach!
(via jmurphesq Instagram)
Everything about this is gorgeous.
[BECAUSE IF THIS IS GONNA BE A CHRISTIAN NATION THAT DOESN’T HELP THE POOR EITHER WE’VE GOT TO PRETEND THAT JESUS WAS JUST AS SELFISH AS WE ARE, OR WE’VE GOT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT HE COMMANDED US TO LOVE THE POOR AND SERVE THE NEEDY WITHOUT CONDITION AND THEN ADMIT THAT WE JUST DON’T WANNA DO IT.]
this never gets old.
Stephen Colbert consistently demonstrates the excellent results of being raised with the *actual* message of Jesus. If only more Christians were like him, our country and our world would be a much better place.
(via thefremen)
OK Stupid Obvservation:
If a dude can’t seem to wait three or four days to meet me, he’s creepy, and I’m not interested.
Four coats of this:

plus one coat of this:

equals nail perfection.
Too bad my pathetic bb camera can’t seem to capture it.
I love this little guy so much. Almost as much as he loves eating his toes (which is obviously quite a lot). I’m terribly sad that this will never be a full time gig, because it means I’ll probably have to leave him, and I really, really don’t want to.

